A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?