One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.