A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.