Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.