Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.