Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

I am furious about everything.