Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.