I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Every television show you go on is a choice.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.