Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.