I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.