[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Every television show you go on is a choice.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

I am furious about everything.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.