[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.