I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.