I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Never floss with a stranger.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."