Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.