Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

Never floss with a stranger.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.