I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.