Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.