Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.