Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.