Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.