Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.