Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.