Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.