That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.