When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.