Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.