The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Better laid than never.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.