The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.