What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.