Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
I was not an attractive child.