What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

Every television show you go on is a choice.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.