keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.