My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

old age' is always ten years more than we are.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.