My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.