I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.