I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.