I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.