Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."