The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
Better laid than never.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.