Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Joan RiversLast night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
Joan RiversI don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
Joan RiversWhat could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.
Joan Rivers