I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
Joan RiversYou know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
Joan RiversOur natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Joan Rivers