I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.