Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
Joan RiversTonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.
Joan RiversAs a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Joan RiversI was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
Joan RiversWhat could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.
Joan Rivers