I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I am furious about everything.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.