I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.

I’m never without a bandage.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.