Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

I am furious about everything.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!