Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.