Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.