The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

old age' is always ten years more than we are.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.