My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.