My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.