My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

Never floss a stranger.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

I was not an attractive child.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.