A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.