I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'