In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.