I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.