Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.