I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

old age' is always ten years more than we are.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.