I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.