I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.