I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.