A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.