I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.