I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.