Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.