Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.