You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.