I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.