moving on is a gift you give yourself.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.