moving on is a gift you give yourself.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.