When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.