Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.