I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
Joan RiversA study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
Joan RiversIn life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
Joan Rivers