I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
I was my own buddy in camp.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.