Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.