I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.