The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
Joan RiversMy father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
Joan RiversAs a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Joan RiversPeople are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.
Joan Rivers