Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves