Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.