Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.