They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
Joan RiversComediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Joan RiversMy personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.
Joan RiversIf you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
Joan Rivers