There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.