I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.