I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.