I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.