I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.