I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.