I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
Never floss with a stranger.
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.