My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.