My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.