Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.