Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!