If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
Joan RiversMaybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
Joan RiversShow business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
Joan RiversI said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
Joan RiversObama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.
Joan Rivers