What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.