I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

I was not an attractive child.

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.