I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!