Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.