Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."