Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.