My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.

I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.