Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.