Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.