Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.