I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.