Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.