I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.