I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do