I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.