She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.